Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: * What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison * What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum * If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? * How do you organize a party in space? You planet DAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.